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Down And Quotes by Jack Handey
- If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I could fly down…
- I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and…
- I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying…
- I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and…
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
- Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
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