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Doctors Quotes by Jack Handey
- If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
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- When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much. — Enid Bagnold
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- People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. — Martha Beck
- Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but I hate… — Kate Beckinsale
- Competition makes things come out right. Well, what does that mean in health care? More hospitals so they compete with each other.… — Donald Berwick
- You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your employees. — Gordon Bethune
- When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully… — Hugo Black
- Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment? — Aeschylus