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- I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. — George Carlin
- Cancer is a disease where the patient can contribute a great deal of help himself if he or she can retain their… — George Carman
- I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the… — Jack Handey
- I feel self-repressed again. The old fall disease. Where is my willpower? The idea of a life gets in the way of… — Sylvia Plath
- Twenty million more have Chronic Kidney Disease, where patients experience a gradual deterioration of kidney function, the end result of which is… — Xavier Becerra
- Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money. — Norm MacDonald
- Imagine a world in which medicine was oriented toward healing rather than disease, where doctors believed in the natural healing capacity of… — Andrew Weil
- I'm never getting too lonely because it's the kind of disease where you might sit in front of the TV with three… — Geri Halliwell
- That so many people respond to me is fabulous. It is like having a kind of Alzheimer's disease, where everyone knows you… — Tony Curtis
- For years I was an undiagnosed anorexic, suffering from a little-known variant of the disease, where, freakishly, the appetite turns in on… — Victoria Wood
- Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more… — Norm MacDonald