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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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'Dirt Road Diaries,' in my mind, is a perfect country guy song. It speaks to the hard-working guy, and I'm excited for…
— Luke Bryan
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I don't keep diaries anymore; They're quite incriminating. I just keep all the dirt road diaries in my head.
— Luke Bryan
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The information superhighway is a dirt road that won't be paved over until 2025.
— Sumner Redstone
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Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones.
— Jason Aldean
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Let me tell you, though - there’s a huge difference between Flanders and Paris–Roubaix. They’re not even close to the same. In…
— Unknown Author
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I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.
— Terry Gilliam
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Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing…
— Jack Handey
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I am early in my story, but I believe I will stretch out into eternity, and in heaven I will reflect upon…
— Donald Miller
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I'm a dirt road out in the country kind of person, but I remember thinking, I could live in Chicago.
— Maggie Stiefvater
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I grew up on a dirt road with brothers.
— Josh Holloway
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My wife, Daniela, and I live in an old house from 1810 with three fireplaces at the end of a dead-end dirt…
— Sebastian Junger
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I grew up like a lot of country boys and girls do - amongst the pine trees, dirt roads, farms, mules and…
— Josh Turner
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