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Jon Stewart has 231 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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I mean a global warming advocate is as wrong as anybody could be about anything, folks. It's a hoax. There is no…
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Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented.
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No myth dies harder, and none is more regularly debunked by the facts, than the one about international sports contributing to international…
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The belief that recipients of government aid are better off the more we spend on them is remarkably persistent. No matter how…
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The problem is that once the rules of art are debunked, and once the unpleasant realities the irony diagnoses are revealed and…
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Houdini, the magician who debunked magic, could not bear to see the great rationalist [Arthur Conan] Doyle enchanted by ghosts and frauds.…
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When Proposition 8 passed in California, some were quick to blame minority voters, some of whom had voted for both President Obama…
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There, right in the midst of our lives, is that which satisfies the craving for inequality, and acts as a permanent reminder…
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