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Corkscrew Quotes by W.C. Fields
- During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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