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Comedy Quotes by Tommy Cooper
- And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living…
- He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a…
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
- A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a…
- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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