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- And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living…
- He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a…
- A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a…
- Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
- I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
- I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
- Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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