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Comedy Quotes by Rita Rudner
- A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
- I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
- I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you…
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