Comedy Quotes

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The nice thing about 'Futurama' for me personally was that it was a way to honor some of the traditional ideas in literary science fiction,… — Matt Groening
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more… — Billy Connolly
I've always been drawn to discomfort and that limbo of unease you get between comedy and tragedy. — Steve Coogan
If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there… — Steve Coogan
Big comedy is good, I like things that are big, but good comedy has to be truthful I think and has to reflect some sort… — Steve Coogan
But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. — Steve Coogan
Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes. — Steve Coogan
I don't think there's anything outside what comedy can address. — Steve Coogan
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start… — Dane Cook
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?' — Dane Cook
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because… — Dane Cook
I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things. — Dane Cook
I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot… — Dane Cook
I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy. — Dane Cook
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. — Dane Cook
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website… — Dane Cook
When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone… — Dane Cook
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. — Tommy Cooper
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a… — Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great,… — Tim Vine

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