Comedy Quotes

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I don't want to be ordinary. I'm willing to do the work. I'm willing to suffer the indignities of comedy because I want to be… — Judd Apatow
Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy. — Sarah Silverman
Comedy is the only hope for humanity. — Roseanne Barr
I don't think there's that many great 90-minute comedies. — Judd Apatow
The ones [comedies] that I always liked, whether it's Terms of Endearment, Broadcast News, or Fast Times of Ridgemont High, they were all about two… — Judd Apatow
There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving… — Sarah Silverman
I'm trained as an actor for the stage - classically trained, believe it or not - and I worked closely with Stella Adler for years.… — Michael Richards
I always knew I wanted to do comedy. I like making people laugh. I started out young just making my family laugh and trying to… — Jillian Bell
The British often shy away from any cinematic interpretation of real sex. They sometimes have what I call "subtle sex," which is really introspective and… — Steve Coogan
A Murphy [Eddie Murphy] movie is like a Sidney Poitier comedy - he's that intensely good... He revolutionized acting. He's literally black Brando. Before Eddie… — Scott Raab
In comedy timing is everything, but Betty White is the rarest of comics who seems to have mastered time itself. — Brian Williams
Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock do romantic comedies. I do dark dramas. I do these movies well. — Jodie Foster
You know what I want? The answer is, I truly don't know what I want. I don't want to do a television series. I want… — Michael J. Fox
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. — Jeff Foxworthy
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. — Jeff Foxworthy
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're… — Jeff Foxworthy
I love comedy. God has given me this platform. — Jeff Foxworthy
Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn't been a satirist or a political satirist who's done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during… — Al Franken
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people.… — Al Franken
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero. — Dawn French

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