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• I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck… — Mitch Hedberg
• I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb… — Kenny Powers
• Yeah, fresh than a muthaf-cker... — Patience
• My chain heavy and my b-tches look very thorough must be the money like dealing with the Jerry curl white Range, call… — J. Cole
• I Came Alive Like A Moth In The Summer Time. Japanese Wheel Blades All Samurai Shine. Brighter Than Them B*tches on the… — Rick Ross
• We the holy celebrating, number one, one. No they can't stop us, they can't fade us they can't drop us, they can't… — Pac Div
• You're the love of my life but you hurt my heart twice. Now I'm drunker than a muthaf-cker. Trying to find my… — Dirty Money
• So I know, there's a price, when your wrong. When your drunker than a muthf-cker. Trying to find your way back to… — Dirty Money

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