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Chocolate Cake Quotes by Steven Wright
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
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- The most important thing I want to get across is that maintaining weight loss is just hard. It takes a dedication to… — Trisha Yearwood
- I had a little epiphany when I was a writer at 'Chicago' magazine. I sat down to dinner at the Ritz-Carlton. Somebody… — Ted Allen
- A kiss is like chocolate cake... once you've had it you can never get enough. — Aly Johnson
- She's a yellow pair of running shoes, a holey pair of jeans. She looks great in cheap sunglasses, she looks great in… — Brad Paisley
- Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.... — Kim Williams
- My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero
- Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why… — Jonathan Carroll
- Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator.' You can't… — Jon Stewart