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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Growing up, my ideals were Barbra Streisand, Cher, and my mom.
— Kevyn Aucoin
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Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful.
— Albert Camus
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But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful…
— Colin Mochrie
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My own personal favorite Cher song is the unforgettable Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
— Brent Spiner
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People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The…
— Andy Gray
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I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
— Joan Rivers
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Cher wanted to be an entertainer more than I've seen anybody want to be an entertainer in my life.
— Sonny Bono
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May heaven protect us, cher monsieur, from being set on a pedestal by our friends!!!
— Albert Camus
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Mon cher ami, let's not give them any pretext, no matter how small, for judging us!!! Otherwise, we'll be left in shreds.…
— Albert Camus
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Cher is one of the most talented women I've ever met. She's got depth and emotion that haven't even been touched.
— Peter Bogdanovich
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As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.
— Jon Stewart
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Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny,…
— Unknown Author
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