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Cause Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
- I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my…
- I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
- I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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