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Cat Quotes by Steven Wright
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat…
- Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
More Cat Quotes
- I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to gracefully avoid… — Anthony Bourdain
- A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he… — Albert Einstein
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a… — Sri Aurobindo
- I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and… — Charles Baudelaire
- There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams
- I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing. — Ray Bradbury
- They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?' — Samuel Butler
- With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to. — Thomas Stearns Eliot