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Cat Quotes by Dave Barry
- Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.
- Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk.
- Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.
- Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would…
- You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories…
- Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an…
- There was nowhere to sit except the bunk, which was covered with rotting food, and a wooden stool, upon which sat a large fur-covered lump—an…
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- I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing. — Ray Bradbury