"There was nowhere to sit except the bunk,……" — Dave Barry
"There was nowhere to sit except the bunk, which was covered with rotting food, and a wooden stool, upon which sat a large fur-covered lump—an old cheese, perhaps, or a dead cat."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Bunk Quotes
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I…
— Erma Bombeck
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I do it for the love. Bunk bed flow, always one level above.
— Drake
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I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and…
— John Green
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You all remember, I suppose, that beautiful and inspired saying of Our Ford's: History is bunk.
— Aldous Huxley
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I remember the first time Bill Fichtner and I had a scene together. I've seen him in a few movies,…
— Chris Vance
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Given the power and influence that science increasingly has in our daily lives, it is important that we as citizens…
— Massimo Pigliucci
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She found out that having something to do prevented you from feeling seasick, and that even a job like scrubbing…
— Philip Pullman
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... In a free society, skeptics are the watchdogs against irrationalism - the consumer advocates of ideas. Debunking is not…
— Michael Shermer
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I don’t know much about history, and I wouldn’t give a nickel for all the history in the world. It…
— Henry Ford
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My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
— Joan Rivers
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What I did, you know, being away from my family, letting so many people down. I let myself down, not…
— Michael Vick
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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have…
— Will Rogers
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