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Car Quotes by Steven Wright
- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
- I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
- I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
- I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
- When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many…
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