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Captains Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at…
- If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but…
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- Most of the southern hemisphere is unexplored. We had more exploration ships down there during Captain Cook's time than now. It's amazing. — Robert Ballard
- The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels. He can sleep. — Charles Baudelaire
- We stay as a team. I might be England captain, but that doesn't mean I get treated differently. — David Beckham
- I created the role of Captain Von Trapp. — Theodore Bikel
- When you're the conscious captain in your kitchen, you'll feel better mentally and physically. — Kris Carr
- I've had lots of things that didn't work out, like TV shows. You learn a lot through mistakes - I learned that… — Pamela Anderson
- If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. — Thomas Aquinas
- We would have every arbitrary barrier thrown down. We would have every path laid open to women as freely as to men.… — Margaret Fuller
- You need a lot of leaders, but a hockey team needs a voice, not only in the community, but more importantly between… — Joe Sakic
- According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward… — Herbert Wind
- The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the… — John Daly
- In every man there is a hidden child which is called the urge to create and he prefers as play things and… — Christian Morgenstern