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• Since the departure of good old-fashioned entertainers the re-emergence of somebody who wants to be an entertainer has unfortunately become a synonym… — David Bowie
• Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So,… — Jack Handey
• I like my small camper. I just do not want to return to a fixed home. I cannot stand being in one… — Sly Stone
• Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be. — Dan Quayle
• Just give me a good role that allows me to hone my craft, and I am a pretty happy camper. — Jimmy Smits
• All I really want to do is someday be in a western. If I could be on a horse with a rifle,… — Lily Rabe
• I have mostly been terrified of listening to scary stories around a campfire. We camp a lot as a family, and at… — Willow Shields
• I'm a happy camper because by doing this I have an opportunity to be on the cutting edge of research. — Geraldine Ferraro
• I feel like movies, if there's any kind of budget whatsoever, there's so much sitting, and I really like to work. Otherwise… — Mary-Louise Parker
• I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha. — John Warnock
• My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond. — Eric McCormack
• If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. — Lou Holtz

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