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Called Quotes by Steven Wright
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
- Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
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- The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are suitable or… — Teresa of Avila
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