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- I'm writing a book called Stop Overreacting. If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself.
- If I missed your call, please send a text that says I called you.
- LOVE, The only game that is never called on account of darkness;
- I have a thing for people who unfollow me, it's called hate.
- MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
- MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course;
- MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;
- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- When two dudes fight is it called bro-ke up?
- Napkin? I have two, They're called sleeves.
- Just converted to a new religion. It's called idontgiveafuckism.
- We all have our time machines..some take us back, they are called as memories..some take us forward, they are called as dreams.
- People on a diet should have a salad dressing called 250 Islands.
- They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar, called poor-dar. They…
- Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines.
- The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hump. She got back to her dorm and found out…
- I always wondered why 'W' is called Double U, when it's clearly Double V.
- Twitter has actually been here for hundreds of years; back that time, it was called depression.
- There's a new paint on the market. It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!
- You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute.
- Life always offer you a second chance its called tommorrow
- Lesbians have to be called by their politically correct names...Vagitarians.
- My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs.
- It's called a g-spot because when you push it she thanks God.
- The magic button to get a woman to behave for at least 20 minutes is called a clitoris.
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- I was a supporter of the desire, in my section of Nigeria, to leave the federation because it was treated very badly… — Chinua Achebe
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- The same thing which is now called Christian religion existed among the ancients. They have begun to call 'Christian' the true religion… — Saint Augustine
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