"They say gay people have gaydar, which lets……" — Nikhil Saluja

"They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar, called poor-dar. They always know I shouldn't be there, and I can tell by the way they talk to me: Sir, can I take your coat - out back and burn it? Can I call you a car - or will you be riding a boxcar out of town?"

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