Waiters Quotes

43 quotes by 43 authors

When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And these… — Larry Bird
I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I… — Lizzy Caplan
There is an army of waiters in this world. — Henry Ward Beecher
I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. — Oscar Wilde
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. — Robert Morley
In Hamburg the waiters always had Preludin - and various other pills, but I remember Preludin because it was such a big trip - and… — John Lennon
The impulse to acquisition, pursuit of gain, of money, of the greatest possible amount of money, has in itself nothing to do with capitalism. This… — Max Weber
We shall reduce the Arab population to a community of woodcutters and waiters — Yitzhak Rabin
I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I worry about all… — Mack Brown
Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants? — Peter Brimelow
Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches us. — Max Lucado
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. — Eddie Izzard
I believe that humanity now is desperately calling for new ideas. These new ideas must come from spiritual teachers and artists, from poets and philosophers,… — Neale Donald Walsch
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno
Software substitution, whether it's for drivers or waiters or nurses ... it's progressing. ... Technology over time will reduce demand for jobs, particularly at the… — Bill Gates
Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors. — Patrick Duffy
I don't trust valets, waiters â€” nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press. — Nicole Richie
Foreign diplomats could have modeled their conduct on the way the Negro postmen, Pullman porters, and dining car waiters of Roxbury [Massachusetts] acted, striding around… — Malcolm X
I did a dance sequence in my second short film, which was my best short film, called 'Hairway to the Stars,' and I think Chris… — David O. Russell
I was afraid to board a streetcar because of the conductor; I was afraid to enter the Kabuki Theater for fear of the usherettes standing… — Osamu Dazai

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