Waiters Quotes

43 quotes by 43 authors

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error… — Todd Barry
Now, if you are like me - if you are like practically anybody in America - then you probably hold some negative opinions about the… — Elizabeth Gilbert
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. — Andy Rooney
If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking. — Orson Welles
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. — Daniel Handler
Meanwhile it's got stormy, the tattered fog even thicker, chasing across my path. Three people are sitting in a glassy tourist cafe between clouds and… — Werner Herzog
He had lunch with Cecilia that afternoon. They ate their corned beef on rye and cream cheese with lox in a diner peopled by waiters… — Mary Gaitskill
I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters. — George Orwell
...the waiters carried themselves with a quiet joy, as if their entire mission in life was to make their customers feel comfortable and well tended. — Julia Child
His face held a certain impassivity; you see it in all waiters and valets. They might want to jam a knife through your left eye… — Ann Aguirre
Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love. — Chuck Palahniuk
But he could not taste, he could not feel. In the teashop among the tables and the chattering waiters the appalling fear came over him-… — Virginia Woolf
Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters. — A. Lee Martinez
I'm here," she said, skidding to a stop. "Can we go now?" Sebastian insisted on helping her on with the coat. "I don't think anyone's… — Cassandra Clare
The way we treat people we think can't help or hurt us - like housekeepers, waiters, and secretaries - tells more about our character than… — Michael Josephson
Waiters are like actors waiting in the wings, bantering whenever we passed each other on the restaurant floor, shouting at each other backstage in the… — Richard Eyre
I hate when waiters ask.. Are you done with that? When the plate is completely EMPTY... Like nah, imma eat the plate too. — Lleeann
When people are rude to waiters, thats my biggest turnoff. Theyre trying to be all cool and cocky, then theyre rude it makes me furious! — Heidi Montag
Fuck a hater burn in hell, sipping champagne while the waiters break the shells. — Wiz Khalifa
For All My Waiters Take A Breathe I Wont Be Long.. — Aeezy

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