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• The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. — Robert Morley
• If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when… — Orson Welles
• When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best… — Larry Bird
• I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so… — Lizzy Caplan
• There is an army of waiters in this world. — Henry Ward Beecher
• I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. — Oscar Wilde
• In Hamburg the waiters always had Preludin - and various other pills, but I remember Preludin because it was such a big… — John Lennon
• The impulse to acquisition, pursuit of gain, of money, of the greatest possible amount of money, has in itself nothing to do… — Max Weber

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