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Call Quotes by Steven Wright
- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
- I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself…
- You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
- Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
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