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Buy Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
- I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.…
- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
- I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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