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Broke Quotes by Jack Handey
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
- Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher.…
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- Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke. — Arthur Ashe
- Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm and bewitch the simple… — John Adams
- Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough… — Scott Adams
- My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it, and it… — Kathryn Bigelow
- We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers. — Jimmy Carl Black
- I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. — Lewis Black
- No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I… — Lewis Black
- Yes, they broke the law, but we can't deport them. Let's get over this pointing fingers and do something about that, whether… — Michael Bloomberg
- I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man,' and I banged my head once. I had to fall really hard. — Emily Blunt
- Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke. — Jimmy Buffett
- I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year… — Drew Carey
- For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my… — Jim Carrey