Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Well, as he brews, so shall he drink. — Ben Jonson
I drink no more than a sponge. — Francois Rabelais
I drink for the thirst to come. — Francois Rabelais
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. — H. L. Mencken
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H. L. Mencken
I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food. — Richard Dean Anderson
I let my drinking do the talking. — Humphrey Bogart
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no… — Sean Connery
Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third. — Malcolm Lowry
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a… — Dean Martin
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me. — Elizabeth Taylor
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough
There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer. — John Steinbeck
It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer. — Adolphus Busch
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... — Jimmy Buffett
Why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett
A man who has once looked with the archaeological eye will never see quite normally. He will be wounded by what other men call trifles.… — Loren Eiseley
As I am writing, another illustration of ye generation of hills proposed above comes into my mind. Milk is as uniform a liquor as ye… — Isaac Newton
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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