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• Canada was built on dead beavers. — Margaret Atwood
• To be selected was an honor, and in respect of the family member chosen to run, families held feasts and gave away… — Dennis Banks
• But I never get attracted to fans cause the eager beaver could be the collapse of a dam — Drake
• Beavers build houses; but they build them in nowise differently, or better now, than they did, five thousand years ago. Ants, and… — Abraham Lincoln
• When I was a kid and the other kids were home watching "Leave it to Beaver," my father and step-mother were marching… — Oprah Winfrey
• Any business or industry that pays equal rewards to its goof-off and its eager beavers sooner or later will find itself with… — Unknown Author
• Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather… — Valerie Perrine
• A beaver does not, as legend would have it, know which direction the tree will fall when he cuts it, but counts… — Ann Zwinger
• Pines a thousand years old. Every year they must go farther for them: they recede, like beavers and Indians, before the white… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary. — Stephanie Coontz
• Manchester City are defending like beavers — Chris Kamara
• A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make somebody love… — Jake Roberts

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