Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

They meet in the girls' bathroom. The last time they were forced to meet in a place like this, they took separate, isolated stalls. Now… — Neal Shusterman
Itâ€™s wherever you are. If itâ€™s tapped into any of your senses, it knows where you are and what youâ€™re doing.â€ Oh no, I thought,… — James Patterson
Help" is a prayer that is always answered. It doesn't matter how you pray--with your head bowed in silence, or crying out in grief, or… — Anne Lamott
When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be… — Stephen King
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm feeling… — J D Salinger
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away. — Janet Evanovich
Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. "What? It's… — Rachel Caine
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her… — Bill Cosby
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and… — Augusten Burroughs
When I was a child, all problems had ended with a single word from my father. A smile from him was sunshine, his scowl a… — Rachel Vincent
Next morning I awoke, looked out the window and nearly died of fright. My screams brought Atticus from his bathroom half-shaven. "The world's endin', Atticus!… — Harper Lee
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each… — Nora Roberts
Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try. — Tom Holt
Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Once, I asked my mom why stars shine. She said they were night-lights, so the angels could find their way around in Heaven. But when… — Jodi Picoult
Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time — Cassandra Clare
Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom) — James Patterson
Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night,"… — Janet Evanovich
The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The… — David Wong
What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?â€ Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him backward… — James Patterson

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