Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

Back on Nov. 23, 1963, I sailed into Manhattan Harbor onboard the Queen Mary and landed with no job and contacts and just $135 in… — Robin Leach
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. — Rita Ora
There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our… — Amiri Baraka
He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the… — Rod Steiger
One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I… — Star Jones
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls. — Connie Sellecca
When Demetrie got sick, we knew it was our responsibility to take care of her and pay her medical bills. And we embraced that. But… — Kathryn Stockett
What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and… — Kathryn Stockett
What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us,… — Kathryn Stockett
I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my… — Traci Bingham
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. — Karen Russell
When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the bed and clean… — Mark Helprin
Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live… — Chuck Palahniuk
Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel Ross: Your money is mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. — Friends
I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money. — Jeff Foxworthy
When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself. — Winston Churchill
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like! — Orebela Gbenga
Hahahaha bathroom selfless. — Tamika
TakenINtheBathroom thank you nikita for taking bathroom pictures of me such a good friend ^_^ — Tamika-leeigh
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! — Superman

Who Wrote These Bathroom Quotes

387 authors contributed a total of 452 Bathroom Quotes, led by these top contributors: