Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking… — Traci Bingham
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not… — Kerry Washington
If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she… — Tom Ford
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter
I think that the point of being an architect is to help raise the experience of everyday living, even a little. Putting a window where… — David Chipperfield
My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8,… — Daniel Bruhl
Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take my insulin injection.… — Ron Santo
When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and hiding… — Jeff Kinney
We are being entertained all the time - in the bathroom, on the train, in our beds. Sure, there is a smaller audience for theater.… — Mike Nichols
Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that… — P.J. O'Rourke
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. — Amit Bhatia
Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. — Megan Fox
I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to go out and,… — Dolly Parton
I have seen that our best presidents were the do-nothing presidents: Millard Fillmore, Warren G. Harding. When you have a president who does things, we… — Utah Phillips
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. — Audra McDonald
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. — Candice Olson
I love to design and remodel houses, from working with the contractors to picking the colours, materials, kitchen and bathroom accessories to finally what furniture… — Olivia Newton-John
Once, I lived in an apartment with a skylight in the bathroom. Every winter, it would snow through the skyline, but we got a discount… — Jim Parsons
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. — Ken Marino
I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons. — Judy Gold

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