Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

The house became full of love. Aureliano expressed it in poetry that had no beginning and no end. He would write it on the harsh… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The bathroom mirror has not budged, the woman who lives there can tell the truth from the stuff they say and looks me in the… — Ani DiFranco
Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure. My attorney has… — Hunter S. Thompson
I offer Emily half of my hit of acid- Love Saves the Day. It's my second or third time tripping, Emily's first, and she's understandably… — Nick Flynn
I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom. — Jen Lancaster
But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom. — Barbara Kingsolver
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate. — Dodie Smith
Of course, sweetie," his mom said. "We'll be here all day. You just come down whenever you want and we love you and you're so… — John Green
Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror -- its presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again. — Vera Nazarian
He pointed toward the silhouettes on the side of the [bathrooms] instead--black cutout man, black cutout woman. The man had his legs apart, the woman… — Stephen King
What's up, Hachi?" "Someone......Just slipped through my force-field." "!!!" "A soul reaper?" "No. The Hachigyo Sogai (Twin Cliffs) I set is an original technique I… — Tite Kubo
What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough… — Chuck Palahniuk
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. — Janet Evanovich
What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself… — James Patterson
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't… — Dave Barry
Its funny how certain objects convey a message -- my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass them… — David Sedaris
Without thinking, I knelt in the grass, like someone meaning to pray. When I tried to stand again, I couldn't move, my legs were utterly… — Louise GluÌˆck
When she faced the noise, she found the mayorâ€™s wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the robe sat an… — Markus Zusak
Oh baby," he whispers. Steps back. Out of the doorway. His face ashen. He walks slowly back to the kitchen. Leans over the counter. Puts… — Lisa McMann
But Jude,' she would say, 'you knew me. All those days and years, Jude, you knew me. My ways and my hands and how my… — Toni Morrison

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