Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin
People never sing...except in the bathroom. Birthing women also make their natural sounds next to running bath water. There is something about the power of… — Michel Odent
Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys,… — Warsan Shire
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he… — Mitch Hedberg
The bathroom door swings open. Emma sees the blood painting my skin and the red rivers carved on my body. Emma sees the wet knife,… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom." — Robert Breault
My bathroom is filled with hair and makeup stuff and I play with it all the time. What the real lesson is, is that you… — Tracee Ellis Ross
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of cities — Carl Paladino
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty… — Joel Spolsky
I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry… — Katie Holmes
Writers who think THEY are being criticized when only that writing is being criticized are beyond a teacher's reach. Writing can only be learned when… — William Zinsser
There simply aren't any grand moments in life, and we surely don't live in those moments. No, we live in the utterly mundane. We exist… — Paul David Tripp
I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the restaurant can't be… — Anthony Bourdain
Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom. — Winston Churchill
The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and… — Julia Roberts
I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried. — Lake Bell
Always go to the bathroom before you â€˜goâ€™ to the bathroom. — Craig Benzine
I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea. — Kyan Douglas
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were… — Linda Fiorentino
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the… — Kristen Stewart

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