Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

It's very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don't talk, to give them a… — Temple Grandin
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed… — Bill Cosby
I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on… — Penelope Cruz
The Internet's like one big bathroom wall with a lot of people who anonymously can say really mean things. It's fine, I believe in freedom… — Zooey Deschanel
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. — Ani DiFranco
Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's… — Ani DiFranco
I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey girl, you're alright'.… — Cameron Diaz
When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying to recreate Barbra… — Beth Ditto
I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it. — Carol Ann Duffy
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic. — Dave Eggers
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope
I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom. — Julianne Hough
I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the… — Arne Jacobsen
If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I… — Alicia Keys
I need my products to work and be fast! I don't love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every… — Heidi Klum
I wish I had thrown out the bathroom scale at age 16. Weighing yourself every morning is like waking up and asking Dick Cheney to… — Anne Lamott
I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally… — Avril Lavigne
I was brought up in a tenement house in a working district. We didn't even have a bathroom! We had a gaslight in the hallway… — Annie Lennox
I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another. — Ewan McGregor
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate. — Margaret Mead

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