Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn't much fun. Home wasn't the same if I couldn't sleep in… — Peg Kehret
I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and chat with them… — Zach Braff
Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom. — Ella Fitzgerald
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. — Ronnie Spector
A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt. — John Walter Bratton
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper… — Macy Gray
It is something that is just there, and it is huge, and everything has been built around it, and wherever one happens to be going… — Mike Mason
Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much… — Alicia Silverstone
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off. — Prince Philip
At its heart, the quest that trans people are on is to have the same thing that straight â€” and gay â€” people have: the… — Jennifer Finney Boylan
Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! — Noah Scalin
The women in labor must have NO STRESS placed upon her. She must be free to move about, walk, rock, go to the bathroom by… — Grantly Dick-Read
Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom — Austin Kleon
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and… — Niall Horan
Love is something that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol. — Ernest Hemingway
Cookbooks, it should be stressed, do not belong in the kitchen at all. We keep them there for the sake of appearances; occasionally, we smear… — Anthony Lane
Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and… — Jim Toomey
So you think the best way to prepare kids for the real world is to bus them to a government institution where they're forced to… — Steven James
Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in… — Colleen Houck
What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you… — Jessica Zafra

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