"Marriage is two people in love standing in…" — Austin Kleon

"Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom"

— Austin Kleon

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57 Quotes by Austin Kleon

Austin Kleon has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If you ever find you're the most talented person in the room, you need to find another room.
Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Filmmaker John Waters has said, "Nothing is more…
If I'd waited to know who I was or what I was about before I started "being creative," well, I'd…
There's an intuition learned through our work. Teaching others doesn't mean they can just go out and replicate it.
Every artist gets asked the question, 'Where do you get your ideas?' The honest artist answers, 'I steal them.'
We found the future, like birds fly into windows.
The artist is a collector. Not a hoarder, mind you, there's a difference: Hoarders collect indiscriminately, artists collect selectively. They…
You are, in fact, a mashup of what you choose to let into your life.
Draw the art you want to see, start the business you want to run, play the music you want to…
Be curious about the world in which you live. Look things up. Chase down every reference. Go deeper than anybody…
Your brain gets too comfortable in your everyday surroundings. You need to make it uncomfortable. You need to spend some…
The best advice is not to write what you know, it’s to write what you like. Write the kind of…

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More Bathroom Quotes

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. — Robert Benchley
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. — Candice Bergen
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog… — Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded… — Erma Bombeck
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and… — Robert Carlyle
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to… — Tom Coburn
The knives in my apartment are only sharp enough to open envelopes with. Cutting a slice of coarse bread is… — Peter HÃ¸eg
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince
The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when… — Neville Cardus
Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social… — Miley Cyrus

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