"The umpire... is like the geyser in the……" — Neville Cardus
"The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order."
More Bathroom Quotes
- In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. — Robert Benchley
- Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. — Candice Bergen
- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog… — Erma Bombeck
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded… — Erma Bombeck
- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin
- My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and… — Robert Carlyle
- The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
- Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to… — Tom Coburn
- The knives in my apartment are only sharp enough to open envelopes with. Cutting a slice of coarse bread is… — Peter Høeg
- They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince
- Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social… — Miley Cyrus
- I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying… — Dolly Parton