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Bathroom Quotes by George Carlin
- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
More Bathroom Quotes
- In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. — Robert Benchley
- Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. — Candice Bergen
- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,… — Erma Bombeck
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the… — Erma Bombeck
- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin
- My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so… — Robert Carlyle
- The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
- Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom.… — Tom Coburn