Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom. — Paget Brewster
The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It… — Robert Ballard
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. — Eoin Colfer
Whenever I'm on tour and I'm in my hotel room and I'm writing and playing my guitar, I go in the bathroom and I record… — Colbie Caillat
I was a hostess, I sold shoes, but I don't function well in jobs that don't have to do with what I love. I have… — Nina Arianda
In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink coffee and have… — Anna Chlumsky
The reason for privacy is not so that people will not know you go to the bathroom. It's to allow certain things to go on… — Samuel R. Delany
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. — Al Yankovic
I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught… — Alice Cooper
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way. — Dave Barry
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart. — Johnny Cash
Americans are always mortified when I tell them this, but in England, it's a tradition to put your plaques and photographs and awards and gold… — Adele
One of the clues that I chased was that Dan Cooper, whoever he was, found an old magazine story called "How to Leave Your Life."… — Geoffrey Gray
Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It's like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom. — Robert Frost
You've got to be on the ball from the minute you step out into that spotlight. You gotta know exactly what you're doing every second… — Frank Sinatra
Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone. — Shelley Winters
I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. — Rod Stewart
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks… — Tom Hanks
I remember one tour with two male-fronted bands, and they had a fight over who could use the bathroom first. Then they just ended up… — Taylor Momsen
There are people who like short movies, and I think they should just watch our movies on DVD because they can pause, go to the… — Judd Apatow

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