Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in… — Jack Kerouac
I lay there for three whole days, totally paralyzed. My friends helped me to the bathroom and anywhere else I needed to move; but I… — Diet Eman
I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know… — Daniel Tosh
She blinked, sat up, and saw Chris in the bathroom doorway. He'd just gotten out the shower. His hair was damp, and he was dressed… — Dean Koontz
As I was getting interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, or some big pub guy, all I remember was that he went off to the… — Max Levchin
It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I… — A.M. Homes
I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom. — Monica Denise Brown
I really like 'Roar' and 'Dark Horse.' 'Dark Horse' I really like, and I feel I would sing that in the bathroom; I would buy… — Iggy Azalea
The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms. — Bette Davis
As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he… — Ronald Blythe
As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. — Robert Breault
The motion picture made in Hollywood, if it is to create art at all, must do so within such strangling limitations of subject and treatment… — Raymond Chandler
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. — David Chase
We were never organized readers who would see a book through to its end in any sory of logical order. We weave in and out… — Eleanor Brown
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and… — Jared Padalecki
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had… — Helen Reddy
Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters,… — Charles C. Mann
I don't remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were the… — Paula Yates
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman
I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom… — Shannen Doherty

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