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Bathroom Quotes by Dave Barry
- Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.
- normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't…
More Bathroom Quotes
- If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that… — Hugo Chavez
- In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. — Robert Benchley
- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,… — Erma Bombeck
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the… — Erma Bombeck
- Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom.… — Tom Coburn
- The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is… — Neville Cardus
- Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social drugs. They… — Miley Cyrus
- Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. — George V