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Bathroom Quotes by James Patterson
- What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself…
- It’s wherever you are. If it’s tapped into any of your senses, it knows where you are and what you’re doing.†Oh no, I thought,…
- Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)
- What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?†Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him backward…
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