Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

The writing process is sort of like when you've got no electricity and you've gotten up in the middle of the night to find the… — Carolyn Chute
A novel is a piece of architecture. It's not random wallowings or confessional diaries. It's a building-it has to have walls and floors and the… — John Irving
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my… — Rodney Dangerfield
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. — Brad Wilkerson
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women — Leah Remini
Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse… — Eugene Mirman
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. — Seth Green
Well, I've cleaned bathrooms in a warehouse. That was pretty terrible. But I can't complain because I'm sure other people have done worse. — Cee Lo Green
When one is undoneâ€”sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of oneâ€™s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor, — Joan Rivers
Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean.… — Terrence Howard
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning… — Leslie Nielsen
Open offices keep everyone in tune with what is going on and keep the energy up. If an employee is about privacy, show him or… — Mark Cuban
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom. — Linda Fiorentino
I got a chance to get an actual label. IÂ performed this slow song, this ballad I have. I just remember going to the first… — Chris Brown
I didn't go Hollywood on the outside with flashy cars, upstairs maids and mink covered bathroom fixtures. I went Hollywood on the inside--and that's worst… — Joan Caulfield
I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown… — Grover Norquist
Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the… — Thom Yorke
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front… — Jeff Dunham
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. — Isaac Mizrahi

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