Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the Japanese toilet -… — Shigeru Miyamoto
In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school and met with a group of children… — Mandy Moore
I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why… — Jeanne Moreau
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. — Richard M. Nixon
People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a… — P.J. O'Rourke
I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly… — Clive Owen
Of all the subjects on this planet, I think my parents would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology to… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and… — Rita Rudner
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror.… — Adam Sandler
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living. — Will Self
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. — Kiefer Sutherland
I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine. — Taylor Swift
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue! — Carrie Underwood
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy… — David Walliams
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go… — Emma Watson
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. — Billy Wilder
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me. — Natalie Wood
I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said,… — Al Yankovic
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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