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Bathroom Quotes by Linda Fiorentino
- All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
- You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were…
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- In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. — Robert Benchley
- Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. — Candice Bergen
- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,… — Erma Bombeck
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the… — Erma Bombeck
- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin
- My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so… — Robert Carlyle
- The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
- Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom.… — Tom Coburn
- The knives in my apartment are only sharp enough to open envelopes with. Cutting a slice of coarse bread is on the… — Peter Høeg
- They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince
- The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is… — Neville Cardus
- Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social drugs. They… — Miley Cyrus