Bathroom Quotes
- After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for himself. Now he… — Nikhil Saluja
- Dude lets watch a scary movie after the movie dude walk me to the bathroom — Unknow
- That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door. — Nikhil Saluja
- OMG YOUR UGLINESS... ITS TOO MUCH!!!! where's the bathroom??? I'm going to vomit!! — Madison
- My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and… — Nikhil Saluja
- I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry Birds or Texas… — Nikhil Saluja
- Men's Three Rules Of Getting Old 1. Never pass a bathroom 2. Never waste a hard-on 3. Never trust a fart — Nikhil Saluja
- How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra
- To my home girls here with the big butt Shaking it like we at a strip club Remember only God can judge ya Forget the… — Talyiah
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I climb up your bathroom window again? — Nikhil Saluja
- There once was this girl she loved a boy..she knew since elementary...she adored him she thought everything about him was perfect..no matter what anyone said..but..one… — Kaitlyn Garber
- Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper. — Nikhil Saluja